What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?